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Feb
10th
Tue
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  • Professor: did you say "a black meer"?
  • Student: Yes.
  • Professor: Everyone know what a meer is?
  • Class: .....................
  • Another Student: Um, I thought she meant...a mirror?
  • Student: I did.
  • Professor: OH! HAHA I THOUGHT YOU MEANT MEER.
Jan
24th
Sat
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You just totally flew off the handle there!
— My Physics TA, to me, after I erratically added the sum of torques without considering horizontal and vertical components.
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kambr:

Quann: Every time you eat [an animal cracker], you have to make what sound they make.Me: (holds up a camel) I have humps.Quann: (holds up another camel) Me: What you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside that trunk?Quann: I’ma get get get get you drunk, get you love drunk off my humps! My humps my humps, my humps my humps my humps..
 I … am so sad I missed this. There is nothing more to say.

kambr:

Quann: Every time you eat [an animal cracker], you have to make what sound they make.
Me: (holds up a camel) I have humps.
Quann: (holds up another camel)
Me: What you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside that trunk?
Quann: I’ma get get get get you drunk, get you love drunk off my humps! My humps my humps, my humps my humps my humps..

 I … am so sad I missed this. There is nothing more to say.

Jan
21st
Wed
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a lesson in class

Every time I stir milk into tea, I think back to the time I was working at the concession stand in high school. We were out of stirrers, so one man used a lighter from his pocket to stir his coffee.

Jan
19th
Mon
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Except wouldn’t we just be perpetuating the stereotype that we’re jokers?
— Ari, on why we couldn’t fake ‘steal’ Will’s laptop, left unattended in the reading room.
Jan
17th
Sat
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waiting for the one bus in the frigid cold

  • Me: Kamber, come stand by me like a mother penguin.
  • Kamber: *waddles over*
  • Me: Tell me to stay away from polar bears.
Jan
16th
Fri
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Ugwechi and Christina, a day at the gym

  • Me: How much weight are those? 4.5 pounds each?
  • Ugwechi: . . . 45 pounds each.
Oct
23rd
Thu
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Would you be willing to help me raise a baby?
— Matt, in a text message Jeff read in my range of vision during a so-quiet-you-could-hear-a-pin-drop lecture on health policy this evening. (We almost had to leave, we were laughing so hard.)
Feb
20th
Wed
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hai

oh hai.