I'm so glad this happened.

Feb
10th

Tue

Professor: did you say "a black meer"?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Everyone know what a meer is?
Class: .....................
Another Student: Um, I thought she meant...a mirror?
Student: I did.
Professor: OH! HAHA I THOUGHT YOU MEANT MEER.

Jan
24th

Sat

You just totally flew off the handle there!

— My Physics TA, to me, after I erratically added the sum of torques without considering horizontal and vertical components.

kambr:

Quann: Every time you eat [an animal cracker], you have to make what sound they make.
Me: (holds up a camel) I have humps.
Quann: (holds up another camel)
Me: What you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside that trunk?
Quann: I’ma get get get get you drunk, get you love drunk off my humps! My humps my humps, my humps my humps my humps..

I … am so sad I missed this. There is nothing more to say.

Jan
21st

Wed

a lesson in class

Every time I stir milk into tea, I think back to the time I was working at the concession stand in high school. We were out of stirrers, so one man used a lighter from his pocket to stir his coffee.

Jan
19th

Mon

Except wouldn’t we just be perpetuating the stereotype that we’re jokers?

— Ari, on why we couldn’t fake ‘steal’ Will’s laptop, left unattended in the reading room.

Jan
17th

Sat

waiting for the one bus in the frigid cold

Me: Kamber, come stand by me like a mother penguin.
Kamber: *waddles over*
Me: Tell me to stay away from polar bears.

Jan
16th

Fri

Ugwechi and Christina, a day at the gym

Me: How much weight are those? 4.5 pounds each?
Ugwechi: . . . 45 pounds each.

Oct
23rd

Thu

Would you be willing to help me raise a baby?

— Matt, in a text message Jeff read in my range of vision during a so-quiet-you-could-hear-a-pin-drop lecture on health policy this evening. (We almost had to leave, we were laughing so hard.)

Feb
20th

Wed

hai

oh hai.